It has taken them some time, but at last, our train masters have discovered a new way to cut more cost, while improving their statistics and making commuter’s trip even more miserable. Three trains with one stone. Not too bad for people who get huge payments for failing at their job.

How do they do it?

The Bedford to Moorgate trains, a morning service only, take commuters from Bedford, Luton, Harpenden and St Albans to the City. However, as Moorgate train ticket cost as much as a ticket to Farringdon, the masters have decided to stop this service altogether, and let everyone take the London Bridge train, and change at Farringdon to the underground.

This will have a strong cultural impact, as it will force direct commuters to the City to experience joys of the London underground. Paying the additional underground fare, will add to consumer spending, increase our GDP, and help the economy at this time of hardship.

On the other hand, by not operating this train, the train company will still get the same number of commuters paying the same amount of money. Absolutely genius isn’t it?

Besides, no one likes the City worker any longer. Let them all suffer.